2. How in the world did (fill in any bodily injury/accident here) happen?
3. What the heck?
4. Do Not Hit Your Brother/Sister!!! (repeat 9 times)
5. How many times have I told you...........?!
6. All right, that is IT!!
7. How long 'til you turn 18?
8. I will not serve pizza every night for dinner/breakfast/lunch!
9. Just give me a minute to think straight!!
10. Can we discuss this when I am not going to the bathroom?
11. Go ask your father.
12. Clean this room!
13. I love you....please stay my baby just a little longer.
"There are two lasting bequests we can give our children: One is roots, the other is wings"