"Health food may be good for the conscience but Oreos taste a hell of a lot better."
Add dry ingredients to mug, mix well.
Add the egg and mix throughly
Pour in the milk and oil and mix well
Add the chocolate chips and vanilla, mix
Put the mug into the microwave and cook for 3 minutes at 1000 watts
The cake will rise over the top of the mug. Don't be alarmed!
Allow to cool. You can tip the cake onto a plate, if you want or just eat out of the mug
Add additional chips, chocolate syrup and/or whipped cream
EMERGENCY ALERT: If wearer of this shirt is found vacant, listless, or depressed, ADMINISTER CHOCOLATE IMMEDIATELY.
You Are Chocolate
When you're stressed out, you crave intense pleasure.
And you're willing to skip a proper meal and proceed directly to the food you like best.
You find solace in hedonism and luxury. You tend to turn your nose up at most traditional comfort foods.
Somewhat surprisingly, trying a new food (especially a new type of chocolate) can be the most comforting thing for you.